Him: "Wow! I can't believe it's really you! I was stunned when I received your e-mail."
Me: "I've thought about you a lot over the last couple of years. I really missed you."
Him: "Wow! Really, this is great. So, how are you? How's work? How's your family?"
Me: "Everything is going great. I'm still working at P-----, I just broke up w/ Mr. 3.5 Inches."
Him: "You just broke up with him? Are you serious? You've been with him all of this time?"
Me: "Yep. So, tell me about you? What have you been up to?"

-----45 minutes later...Still into the same conversation-----

Him: "Yeah, so...I'm married now."
Me: "You're what?"
Him: "Can you believe it? I've been married for about two months."
Me: "Ummmm...Wow. So, we've been speaking for 45 minutes, and you just mention this now?"
Him: "Yeah, well, I just couldn't believe that after all of this time I was speaking to you again. I've thought about you everyday since we last saw each other."
Me: "Ummm, but you just got married."
Him: "So, when can I see you? I'd like to take you out for a drink!"
Me: "You want to see me??? Ummmm...I'm sure your WIFE wouldn't like it very much."
Him: "But I've missed you. Do you want to go away for the weekend?"

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